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PRONOUNS
ANY, PREFERS IT/ITS

FULL NAME
P!PERT0N "P!PE" BLASEPUZRY

HOBBIES
STREET AUCTIONS, HUNTING OTHER ALIENS, FINDING WAYS TO GET MONEY, MAFIA ROLEPLAY (even though they already lead a mafia-oid ornagization. he's just like that.), BAKING WITH PAKKU, TRYING TO POISON ITS SIBLINGS

LIKES
MONEY, SUITS, ZANA(its gun), LOOKING MYSTERIOUS, TIRAMISSU, BUGS, COOKING, WHISKEY, VODKA, SNOW, BIRDS

DISLIKES
EATING FISH, SPICY FOOD, HEAT, GRIDS, REGULAR PATTERNS IN GENERAL, GUMMY, PUREE, CATS, RAIN

LORE
Soooo uhhh P!PE is Hasse's little sibling. they're related by blood. Hasse brought it with him when he migrated to earth, when it was still a little ugly ass baby. Since their species adapts pretty well in early stages of life, P!PE is actually pretty well fitted to earth. he does wear the same gloves as Hasse, but that's just cuz they want to copy their big sibling, not becuase of any actual need. P!PE looks up a LOT to Hasse, even if she does everything in their power to hide it. they also watch a lot of TV shows, specifically those mafia fanfiction animes (bungo stray dogs and akiba maid war DONT EVEN TRY TO HIDE) and got infulenced a LOT by those.

BREAKING NEWS: YOu'RE A FUCKING MORON AND YOU JUST GOT HACKED BY MY BIG FAT BALLS!!!! THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT!!!! GET DUNKED ON,,,VIRGIN